Animal Riddles

Here you will find interesting and fun animal riddles, sayings and puzzles of all kinds. To solve the puzzles, you have to let your imagination run wild and see beyond logic to find the correct answer!

When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?

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When the door is open.

Category: Animal Riddles, Classical riddlesTopics: Building, Dog, Yellow

Where did the sheep go on vacation?

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The baaaahamas

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Sheep, Vacation

Where do fish keep their money?

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In the river bank.

Category: Animal Riddles, Riddles for KidsTopics: Fish, Money

Where do mice park their boats?

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At the hickory dickory dock.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Mice

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

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In a cat-alogue

Category: Animal Riddles, PunsTopics: Birthday, Cat

Which day do chickens hate the most?

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Friday

Category: Animal Riddles, PunsTopics: Chicken, Hate, Time

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

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Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Reindeer, Santa Claus

Which reindeer is known to be the fastest of them all?

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Dasher

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas, Reindeer

Which reindeer loves to go to outer space?

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Comet

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas, Reindeer, Space

Which variety of circus performers perform and see the best at night?

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Acro-Bats

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Bat, Night

Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?

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Santa Paws

Category: Animal Riddles, Holiday RiddlesTopics: Christmas, Dog

Why are elephants poor?

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Because they work for peanuts.

Category: Animal Riddles, Riddles for KidsTopics: Elephant

Why are elephants wrinkled?

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Because they don’t fit on a ironing board!

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Elephant

Why are penguins good race drivers?

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Because they're always in the pole position.

Category: Animal Riddles, Sporting RiddlesTopics: Driver, Penguin

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus rex clap?

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Because they are extinct

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Dinosaur

Why did the bee get married?

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Because he found his honey.

Category: Animal Riddles, PunsTopics: Bee, Marriage

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

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Because it’s too far to walk.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Bird, Fly

Why do elephants have trunks?

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Because they'd look silly with handbags.

Category: Animal Riddles, Riddles for KidsTopics: Elephant

Why do fish live in salt water?

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Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Fish

Why do rabbits eat carrots?

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Because they don't want to be nearsighted.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Food, Rabbit

You walk into a creepy house by yourself. There is no electricity, plumbing or ventilation. Inside you notice 3 doors with numbers on them. Once you open the doors you will die a particular way.
Door #1 You’ll be eaten by a lion who is hungry.
Door #2 You’ll be stabbed to death.
Door #3 There is an electric chair waiting for you.

Which door do you pick?

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Door #3, Since There Is No Electricity To Harm You.

Category: Animal Riddles, Logic RiddlesTopics: Death, Lion