Random riddles

Here you will find 10 random riddles and 30 random topics.

What is a dance for two containers?

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The can-can

Category: Funny RiddlesTopics: Dance

What keeps out bugs and shows movies?

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Screens

Category: Funny RiddlesTopics: Bug, Movie

What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles?

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A runny bunny.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Rabbit

I have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?

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I'm your brain!

Category: Who Am ITopics: Brain

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

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The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

Category: Animal RiddlesTopics: Building, Death, Lion

A Skeleton walks into a restaurant, and then places an order for lunch. What is his order?

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Spare Ribs

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Halloween, Lunch, Skeleton

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

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It might crack up.

Category: Holiday RiddlesTopics: Easter, Egg, Food

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

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Squash

Category: Miscellaneous RiddlesTopics: Food, Pumpkin

He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?

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A priest

Category: Who Am ITopics: Love, Marriage

Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?

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In the CLAUS-et

Category: Holiday Riddles, PunsTopics: Christmas, Santa Claus